A Prayer For The Stressed

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.
And help me to remember...when I am having a bad day it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile and only four to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth. Amen.